Guest Post, John Newton: One of Sydney’s best known food critics, author and editor of food guides, John Newton guest posts. The man has opinions (you better believe it). He shares his thoughts and issues a challenge to noodlies readers, is there such a thing as Australian cuisine? Read on…
Advance Australian Fare?
By John Newton
It’s black. It’s sticky. It’s salty. It’s an industrial product, originally made from waste from the brewing industry and if you eat it, it’s a sure sign you’re Australian.
We can say without fear of contradiction that Vegemite, made by an American multinational corporation, is Australian food. What else is either Australian or regional Australian?
Not the Pavlova, whose provenance is hotly contested; the Anzac Biscuit, first made and named by the Arnott Biscuit Company; not Peach Melba which, although named after an Australian, is not Australian. None of these justly celebrated desserts/cakes – with the possible exception of the lamington – came from Australian domestic kitchens. And none are associated with one place.
For the same reasons, I can’t offer Cocky’s joy, a flour dumpling swimming in golden syrup, or damper, the flat bread baked over the campfire, examples of dishes developed in extreme circumstances and using limited ingredients, they are neither regional nor universally Australian. Nor did I nominate the roast leg of lamb, steak and eggs, and especially not the ubiquitous ‘spag bol’ – again, none, with the exception of the last, is associated with any particular place or region – except the last and bologna doesn’t count.
There is one regional Australian food. The Adelaide pie floater: a meat pie island in a pea soup sea, served in only two or three locations in the country, all pie carts, and all in Adelaide: one at Norwood, the other outside the Casino and the third, occasionally, near Hindmarsh Square. There are many places that serve pie n’ peas, with the peas atop the pie. But only in Adelaide does the pie float in the mushy peas. Two questions before I throw to you, noodlies readers.
First, when was the last time you ate anything that grew here before 1788 – before the European invasion?
And secondly, if you were to open an Australian restaurant in, say, Frankfurt or Seoul or San Francisco, what dishes would you serve that are quintessentially Australian? As Australian as moussaka is Greek, as pho is Vietnamese, as Yorkshire pudding is English, as paella is Spanish.
Here we are, after 225 years on this bloody great big island, and what have we to show for it gastronomically?
Vegemite which, incidentally, was a copy of Marmite (at one stage the makers were thinking of calling it Parwill); a pie floating on a sea of mushy peas; And the lamington, a sponge cake covered with chocolate and coconut which first appeared in Queensland in 1902 and by 1910 had spread around the country.
I’ve been researching this now for almost twenty years, and am now doing a master’s thesis by research at UTS on the topic of Australian food culture – or rather the lack of it.
And I want to, once again, as I did some years ago when I was the Short Black columnist for the Sydney Morning Herald’s food supplement, throw a question to you, the readers.
Send me your nominations for Australian national or regional dishes – they must be well known – at least where they come from – be fairly widely spread – that is cooked in a number of homes or restaurant kitchens – but above all unique to Australia or a part of Australia.
So get into it. Prove me wrong. Break my day.
About John Newton
A Sydney food icon, John has reviewed just about every place over the past few decades, mainly for Fairfax, including SMH, Good Living and more. He’s an author of a decent collection of books. But no one describes the man better than the man himself…
“I’m a writer – I write for money – not enough and for fun – not often enough. I’ve written two novels, a lot of books and journalism about food and two books about other things – one a book about plants another on the history of whaling in the Pacific and Southern Oceans.”
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